Here we go: So this is the first journal that I've written in months and months. Wowie Kablowie Man. That definitely cannot be good. So last time I randomly stuck pictures of WWE superstars into the journal; mostly just for funsies. This time I decided to stick with the WWE theme. Maybe next week I'll do some real wrestling. I have a few perfect moves that I could demonstrate. There is even a move called the "torque" Unfortunately Maxxx and all of the other wrestlers were in Maui and I had no one to do these moves on. So I was sitting at home trying to find something physics related that I could take a picture of. This weekend was pretty uneventful so this was proving to be quite a challenge. Today I did almost nothing. I stayed home, lifted, ran, and did homework. Boring. It turns out, something physics related literally jumped out at me. Earlier I had the last glass of milk while everyone else was o
ut of the house. I didn't think that it was that big of a deal, but apparently it really pissed off my sister. So I was walking to the computer to do my English paper when, all of a sudden, she pounced. BAM! She hit a codebreaker out of nowhere. While I was on the ground cradling my throbbing visage, she immediately locked in the Walls of Jericho. I was so scared! I didn't even know that she could perform Chris Jericho's two devastating finishers. She kept yanking my legs up unrelentingly. Look at her bulging biceps. Look at the crazed expression plastered upon her face. Yikes! I thought my back was going to break! It was so painful. In fact, my back is still throbbing as I write this now. The pain will just not go away. I can tell you why it was so sore. My sister was applying a gargantuan amount of torque directly onto my back. You see the point of rotation is directly on my back, right where she is sitting. My legs are being yanked and yanked because these serve as the lever arm. Thankfully for me, my legs bend. If they didn't they would be snapped off. The reason is, my sister is actually applying a force almost parallel to my back. This all creates a massive torque. The torque is, as you can see, causing my legs to bend and rotate. What you can't see is that unlike my legs, my back doesn't really have any flexibility. It is actually bending a teensey bit upwards. Thus the pain. I tried my best to ignore the burning sensation, but in the end I was begging her to stop. I learned my lesson and I tapped out. I will never drink up the milk again.
